You May Be A Week III’er
An Ode to all that is Week III
(Special thanks to Scot Leee!)
If you’ve ever looked at a girl in your company and said, “Hey, that’s my sister-in-law”… You may be a Week III’er
If you’ve ever looked at a guy in your company and said, “I think I can take him”… You may be a Week III’er
If your idea of exercise is getting off the couch in the hospitality room to get yourself and two of your friends a beer… You may be (etc.)
If you’ve ever gone on the Woolrich tour and come back with a phone number…
For you old-timers, If you found Joe Hardy’s keynote address exceptionally inspirational…
If you wept openly the day Tag’s closed its doors…
If you love coal…
If you find the food in Wertz dining hall to have a soothing, laxative effect…
If you know what Wendell Hall smells like, in the middle of January…
If you block off the first week of August the day after you leave here…
If you’ve ever snorted beer out your nose…
If you've ever been kicked out of the cage at The Cell Block...
If you want to kill John T., aw, hell, every week wants to kill him…
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Yeah, I know... only a select few get this humor! Let's make this interctive, gang! Send me your comments! Thanks!
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